I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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