I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I would ride that face into the sunset
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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