im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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