I'm sorry my penis didn't work
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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