She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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