: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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