Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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