This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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