Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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