So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
