He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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