Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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