i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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