dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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