He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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