I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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