Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Randomize
