Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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