How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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