at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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