two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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