I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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