The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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