I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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