Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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