The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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