I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
