Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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