just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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