hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
