he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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