I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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