do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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