a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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