I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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