he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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