i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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