we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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