i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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