I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
