is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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