Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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