so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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