So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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