have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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