return my video game
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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