Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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