So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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