He kissed a someone with a penis
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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