Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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